i've switched to the ultimate hippie drink -- soy milk white russians. sad? i don't think there's ever been a drink that correlates so directly to political party affiliation. hopefully in an hour i won't be able to form coherent thoughts except for "vote for obama! change! yeah!"
me: "your mom in the hospital with a candlestick" -- house s: which ep? me: fat man me: u seen it? s: is it the episode where a patient presents with perplexing symptoms, the team comes up with several inaccurate or incomplete diagnoses, house is utterly insensitive, cuddy is frustrated, cameron is compassionate, foreman is stubborn, chase is cutely befuddled, and then something is learned in the nick of time? me: yes!!! omg it's that one!!!!!! how did you know???!?!?!?!!? ... s: house is so fuckable me: NO SHIT s: you'd think we were those like, damaged women who like men who are assholes or something me: i don't know why but he is so hot. i never thought he was hot in fucking blackadder. what is it? his unshavenness? his cranky attitude? s: yeah, i wonder the same thing s: 'cause yeah, as prince george in blush or whatever, not fuckable s: i think he aged well me: exactly s: some men are not masculine until their girlishness ages out s: the boyish looks have to be erased and replaced with some lines and some more chiseled features s: i think house's eyes really "pop" with the unshavenness me: maybe. but it could be too much, it almost is! but not quite me: it's just enough to make me want to stick my tongue down his throat me: and sand my face off with that unshaven beard s: or have irritation... somewhere me: mmm... yeah s: like, moline, illinois. there. s: YES IRRITATE ME IN MOLINE HUGH LAURIE
With friends in Colorado, discussing the new Walmart in Timnath. I'm "A".
CD: It’s the first time walmart’s encompassed the entire city limits of a city. [laughter] S: they should make like a boat that is walmart and just have like all of timnath inside the boat, and you can’t get out without buying something. DM: maybe if walmart built little shanty towns behind each place, to house the workers… S: absolutely! DM: they could be happy! they could have a health club… S: outhouses… MD: … they oculd be connected to, like, zeppelins, and could just go from field to field, with shantytowns, like “clunk”… “clunk”… “clunk” S: If this weren’t the future of America, it would be really funny. J: Yeah I was gonna say. A lot of unemployed people are just under the wire for Medicaid… S: Oh, they said, like, someone told me the other day, and it could be, like, snopesable, but… A: “snopesable”. You made up a great word. S: … a fraction of a percentage of income taxes that directly subsidizes underpensioned, underinsured walmart employees specifically. Like, they comprise a large percentage of the people on Medicaid, medicare, and welfare. DD: I’m not a big… walmart fan.
D: so you don't like sleigh beds? A: no, why would i wanna sleep on a fuckin' sleigh? unless it was, like, christmas, and we were going to santa's fucking workshop or something. D: I'm telling you, man, we can get a bunch of sleigh beds.
Cracker has a song in a Gilette ad! I mean Gillette! The song is "The World Is Mine", which was originally released on "Gentleman's Blues", and re-recorded and released on "Cracker, Greatest Hits Redux" -- this is the version that was used in the commercial.
here is the best thing ever. not just on the internet, ever. i mean EVER.. I can't exactly, I can't relaly explain how much this is awesome. quantitative data: i watched this 4 times and I was still crying, like, literally TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE, of laughter, even the 4th time. Please do yourself aa favor and watch it, unless you need to do something better with your life besides always be on the interent watching this video over and over for the rest of it.