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Friday, April 18th, 2008
9:32 pm
i've switched to the ultimate hippie drink -- soy milk white russians. sad? i don't think there's ever been a drink that correlates so directly to political party affiliation. hopefully in an hour i won't be able to form coherent thoughts except for "vote for obama! change! yeah!"

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Monday, April 7th, 2008
9:08 pm - house
me: "your mom in the hospital with a candlestick" -- house
s: which ep?
me: fat man
me: u seen it?
s: is it the episode where a patient presents with perplexing symptoms, the team comes up with several inaccurate or incomplete diagnoses, house is utterly insensitive, cuddy is frustrated, cameron is compassionate, foreman is stubborn, chase is cutely befuddled, and then something is learned in the nick of time?
me: yes!!! omg it's that one!!!!!! how did you know???!?!?!?!!?
s: house is so fuckable
s: you'd think we were those like, damaged women who like men who are assholes or something
me: i don't know why but he is so hot. i never thought he was hot in fucking blackadder. what is it? his unshavenness? his cranky attitude?
s: yeah, i wonder the same thing
s: 'cause yeah, as prince george in blush or whatever, not fuckable
s: i think he aged well
me: exactly
s: some men are not masculine until their girlishness ages out
s: the boyish looks have to be erased and replaced with some lines and some more chiseled features
s: i think house's eyes really "pop" with the unshavenness
me: maybe. but it could be too much, it almost is! but not quite
me: it's just enough to make me want to stick my tongue down his throat
me: and sand my face off with that unshaven beard
s: or have irritation... somewhere
me: mmm... yeah
s: like, moline, illinois. there.

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Monday, March 24th, 2008
4:34 pm
i still have the falling feeling, like i'm a movie that keeps going out of frame and sinking off the screen, only to reappear at the top again.

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Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
11:31 am - bese bele

bese bele, originally uploaded by blah blah blah.

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Friday, March 21st, 2008
11:14 pm - dialogue
With friends in Colorado, discussing the new Walmart in Timnath. I'm "A".

CD: It’s the first time walmart’s encompassed the entire city limits of a city.
S: they should make like a boat that is walmart and just have like all of timnath inside the boat, and you can’t get out without buying something.
DM: maybe if walmart built little shanty towns behind each place, to house the workers…
S: absolutely!
DM: they could be happy! they could have a health club…
S: outhouses…
MD: … they oculd be connected to, like, zeppelins, and could just go from field to field, with shantytowns, like “clunk”… “clunk”… “clunk”
S: If this weren’t the future of America, it would be really funny.
J: Yeah I was gonna say. A lot of unemployed people are just under the wire for Medicaid…
S: Oh, they said, like, someone told me the other day, and it could be, like, snopesable, but…
A: “snopesable”. You made up a great word.
S: … a fraction of a percentage of income taxes that directly subsidizes underpensioned, underinsured walmart employees specifically. Like, they comprise a large percentage of the people on Medicaid, medicare, and welfare.
DD: I’m not a big… walmart fan.

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Saturday, February 16th, 2008
6:12 pm - i hate furniture
D: so you don't like sleigh beds?
A: no, why would i wanna sleep on a fuckin' sleigh? unless it was, like, christmas, and we were going to santa's fucking workshop or something.
D: I'm telling you, man, we can get a bunch of sleigh beds.

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Friday, February 8th, 2008
7:57 pm - Cracker
Cracker has a song in a Gilette ad! I mean Gillette! The song is "The World Is Mine", which was originally released on "Gentleman's Blues", and re-recorded and released on "Cracker, Greatest Hits Redux" -- this is the version that was used in the commercial.

The ad is for Fusion razors, and the commercial features Tiger Woods, Thierry Henry, and Roger Federer. Here is a link to watch the ad: http://www.gillettefusion.com/us/custom/en_US/

click on Learn More and then View the TV spot.

Cracker are my friends!!@!@!#@!$#@!$!% They has a commercial! OMGWTFBBQLOLSTFU11111!!

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Monday, February 4th, 2008
11:15 am - memories.
i'm pretty sure that when i was a little girl, my barbie and ken had hot plastic-on-plastic lovin'. you know, bonking the plastic parts against... the other plastic parts. that kind of thing.

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Sunday, January 27th, 2008
10:59 am - Spooky and Mango fight

My favorite part is how Mango desperately licks Spooky's head the whole time.

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Saturday, January 19th, 2008
2:05 pm - garfeld haunted cheeseburger

here is the best thing ever. not just on the internet, ever. i mean EVER.. I can't exactly, I can't relaly explain how much this is awesome. quantitative data: i watched this 4 times and I was still crying, like, literally TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE, of laughter, even the 4th time. Please do yourself aa favor and watch it, unless you need to do something better with your life besides always be on the interent watching this video over and over for the rest of it.

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Saturday, July 28th, 2007
4:54 pm - Geese on the Wissahickon
From May

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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
7:43 pm - the best rock band name EVER.
I am probably not going to ever start a rock band at this point in my life. So I am giving you all my greatest idea ever for a band name, in hopes that someone will make this dream a reality.

Behold: Glands of Montgomery.

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Sunday, June 17th, 2007
4:28 pm - Descriptions for loads of laundry and lovers

  • hot, dirty, and white

  • warm and gentle

  • cold and large

  • drip-dry

any more?

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Monday, May 21st, 2007
4:57 pm - more officemate awesomeness
He's taking what sounds to be a terribly dull class. Today at the end of class, he walks back into the office and says:

"Oh God help me, it's too much of torture!"

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Saturday, May 12th, 2007
11:48 am - Pigeon cam with dynamically added fez
This fulfills the glorious promise of the internets! Finally!


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11:47 am - Morris-sey

Ed outdid Matt. I love how everything comes back around to lolcats.

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Friday, May 11th, 2007
12:51 pm - Norrissey

This idea whose time has been a long time coming is courtesy of my good friend MattD. (Photo courtesy of "s. higbie".)

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Thursday, May 3rd, 2007
12:30 pm - I has wrote some code

if ( false == value.get( obj ) ) { printf("NO CAN HAS AVLUE\n"); return false; }
try {
array.downcastAssign( obj );
} catch ( SPException& ) {
printf("O NOES, I HAS EXCEPTIN!\n");
return false;
return true;

oh noes! no can has indent :(

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Friday, April 13th, 2007
1:41 pm - I MADEDD A MAPP
my mapp

google maps has a cool thing that i wanted to try out! i did, that is it.

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Friday, March 30th, 2007
1:54 pm - Fun @ work: Yoda mashups
Yoda pickup lines:

hey baby. come to my place want to?
great lover am I
strong with the force
love you like no other I will.

Rasta Yoda:

out of babylon come I, jah will I serve

(OK, that was a stretch.)

Vietnamese Prostitute Yoda (my favorite):

you long time, me love.

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